The President Goes Viral | Bad Internet

The President of the United States warns the country of impending apocalypse…or at least she would if she could figure out how ...
The President Goes Viral | Bad Internet 0.266 ♪♪ 0.266 I speak to you tonight with an urgent message. 0.266 In six days, a meteor is expected to strike Earth. 0.266 One hour after the meteor's strike, 0.266 tidal waves will flood 0.266 the entire eastern seaboard. 0.266 Massive earthquakes will shake the whole nation. 0.266 And then all the world will plunge into darkness. 0.266 I know this sounds hopeless, 0.266 but we can survive. 0.266 And may God bless America. 0.266 207 views? 0.266 Well, yeah, but it's about to update, 0.266 so, uh, it's now up to...248 views. 0.266 [all sighing] 0.266 That's it? 0.266 The-- 0.266 The speech has been online for 10 hours. 0.266 I--I--I'm telling people 0.266 the world is about to end. 0.266 People think politics are boring. 0.266 Okay. Okay. 0.266 That's just the Internet. 0.266 We broke into all the major tv news broadcasts, 0.266 - right? - Yeah. 0.266 Uh, penetration of our message 0.266 to caucasians over 60 is doing great. 0.266 I mean, our Miami Beach bunker is almost full, 0.266 so... [clicks]. 0.266 - Just old people? - Mmm-hmm. 0.266 How are they supposed to continue 0.266 the human race? 0.266 And frankly, they shouldn't be allowed 0.266 in the bunkers anyway. 0.266 But they are because you built 0.266 a s**t ton of bunkers. 0.266 I did. 0.266 I built a s**t ton of bunkers. 0.266 So, uh, how are we gonna get people 0.266 to watch this? 0.266 [upbeat music playing] 0.266 Uh, hey, guys, so today 0.266 I wanna talk about the big meteor 0.266 that's gonna crash into the planet. 0.266 [scream] 0.266 Yeah, it's a total bummer that 0.266 everyone's gonna die. 0.266 [boing] 0.266 But you can survive if you make it 0.266 to one of the thousands of bunkers we built 0.266 for just this occasion. 0.266 Whaaat?! 0.266 Cray-cray! 0.266 Oh, my God, President Powers, 0.266 you're the best. 0.266 [music, sound effects] 0.266 So, come make your way to a bunker, 0.266 and God bless America. 0.266 - [kiss] - [chime] 0.266 ♪♪ 0.266 Hello, I'm Siobhan from College Humor. 0.266 Thanks for watching that clip 0.266 from "Bad Internet." 0.266 You can watch the whole thing 0.266 over on YouTube Red 0.266 or you can wait a couple of years 0.266 until it's rebooted with a younger, 0.266 hotter cast. 0.266 I love showbiz. 0.266 ♪♪