The President Goes Viral | Bad Internet

The President of the United States warns the country of impending apocalypse…or at least she would if she could figure out how …

The President Goes Viral | Bad Internet
0.266 ♪♪
0.266 I speak to you tonight
with an urgent message.
0.266 In six days, a meteor
is expected to strike Earth.
0.266 One hour after
the meteor's strike,
0.266 tidal waves will flood
0.266 the entire eastern
seaboard.
0.266 Massive earthquakes
will shake the whole nation.
0.266 And then all the world
will plunge into darkness.
0.266 I know this sounds
hopeless,
0.266 but we can survive.
0.266 And may God
bless America.
0.266 207 views?
0.266 Well, yeah, but it's
about to update,
0.266 so, uh, it's now
up to…248 views.
0.266 [all sighing]
0.266 That's it?
0.266 The–
0.266 The speech has been
online for 10 hours.
0.266 I–I–I'm telling people
0.266 the world is about
to end.
0.266 People think politics
are boring.
0.266 Okay. Okay.
0.266 That's just the Internet.
0.266 We broke into all the
major tv news broadcasts,
0.266 – right?
– Yeah.
0.266 Uh, penetration of
our message
0.266 to caucasians over 60
is doing great.
0.266 I mean, our Miami Beach
bunker is almost full,
0.266 so… [clicks].
0.266 – Just old people?
– Mmm-hmm.
0.266 How are they supposed
to continue
0.266 the human race?
0.266 And frankly, they shouldn't
be allowed
0.266 in the bunkers anyway.
0.266 But they are because
you built
0.266 a s**t ton
of bunkers.
0.266 I did.
0.266 I built a s**t ton
of bunkers.
0.266 So, uh, how are we
gonna get people
0.266 to watch this?
0.266 [upbeat music playing]
0.266 Uh, hey, guys,
so today
0.266 I wanna talk about
the big meteor
0.266 that's gonna crash
into the planet.
0.266 [scream]
0.266 Yeah, it's a total
bummer that
0.266 everyone's gonna die.
0.266 [boing]
0.266 But you can survive
if you make it
0.266 to one of the thousands
of bunkers we built
0.266 for just this occasion.
0.266 Whaaat?!
0.266 Cray-cray!
0.266 Oh, my God,
President Powers,
0.266 you're the best.
0.266 [music, sound effects]
0.266 So, come make your
way to a bunker,
0.266 and God bless America.
0.266 – [kiss]
– [chime]
0.266 ♪♪
0.266 Hello, I'm Siobhan
from College Humor.
0.266 Thanks for watching
that clip
0.266 from "Bad Internet."
0.266 You can watch
the whole thing
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0.266 or you can wait
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0.266 until it's rebooted
with a younger,
0.266 hotter cast.
0.266 I love showbiz.
0.266 ♪♪